lurkingteapot:

(VO)  軍を引退した僕は、ロンドンでつかの間の平和を取り戻した・・・はずだった。この男に逢うまでは。

シャーロック:  アフガニスタン？イラク？

ジョン:  何で知ってる。

シャーロック:  簡単な推理だ。椅子を頼まずにいるところを見ると症状は心の傷によるもの。それほどのトラウマを生むケガなら、戦場で負ったものだろう。戦場で負傷、日焼けとくれば、アフガニスタンかイラクだ。

ジョン: あんた誰だ。

シャーロック:  僕はシャーロック・ホームズ。住所はベーカー街２２１のB.

(VO) 僕はひょんなことから、このシャーロック・ホームズという男と一緒に暮らすことになった。

シャーロック： 僕はコンサルタント探偵だ。世界でただ一人のね。
Lestrade: 来てくれ！
Lestrade: 発見者は若者、死後間もない。

シャーロック: 左のポケットに入っていた傘は乾いている。風が強すぎてさせなかったな。それだに、遠いところから来ているはずなのが、２、３時間かかる距離以上ではない。コートがまだ濡れているから。２、３時間以内の距離で強い風と伴う雨が降ったところはカーディフ。
ジョン: 名推理だ。

(VO) 気つけば、僕はシャーロックの相棒になっていた。シャーロックはいつも危険と隣り合わせ。しかし僕はいつの間にかその危険に引かれていった。。。

Mycroft: 戦場を忘れたがってはいない。恋しいんだ。

(VO) そう。心の片隅で僕は冒険を干していた。そのくすぐる好奇心にシャーロックが火をつけたのだ！こうして、シャーロックとの冒険が始まった。

That’s the Japanese I caught. You see mistakes (I’m particularly unsure on John’s “brilliant!”, really can’t catch that), let me know, I’ll fix them!

So, transliterations…

(VO) Gun wo intai shita boku ha, rondon de tsuka no ma no heiwa wo torimodoshita … hazu datta. Kono otoko ni au made ha.

Sherlock: Afuganisutan? Iraku?

John: Nande shitteru.

Sherlock: Kantan na suiri da. Isu wo tanomazu ni iru tokoro wo miru to, shoujou ha kokoro no kizu ni yoru mono.  Sore hodo no torauma wo umu kega nara, senjou de otta mono darou. Senjou de fushou, hiyake to kureba, afuganisutan ka iraku da.

John: Anta, dare da.

Sherlock: Boku ha Sherlock Holmes (“Shaarokku Hoomuzu”). Juusho ha Beekaagai ni-ni-ichi no B.

VO: Boku ha hyon na koto kara, kono Sherlock Holmes to iu otoko to issho ni kurasu koto ni natta.

Sherlock: Boku ha konsarutanto tantei da. Sekai de tada hitori no ne.

Lestrade: Kite kure!

Lestrade: Hakkensha ha wakamono, shigo ma mo nai.

Sherlock: Hidari no poketto ni haitte ita kasa ha kawaite iru. Kaze ga tsuyosugite sasenakatta na. Sore dani, tooi tokoro kara kite iru hazu na no ga, ni, san jikan kakaru kyori ijou de ha nai. Kooto ga mada nurete iru kara. Ni, san jikan inai no kyori de tsuyoi kazu to tomonau ame ga futta tokoro ha kaadifu.

John: Meisuiri da (??? SO unsure on this. Morikawa, ffs, enunciate!)

VO: Ki tsukeba, boku ha Sherlock no aibou ni natte ita. Sherlock ha itsumo kiken to tonariawase. Shikashi boku ha itsunomanika sono kiken ni hikarete it(t?)a…

Mycroft: senjou wo wasuretagatte ha inai. Koishiin da.

VO: Sou. Kokoro no katasumi de boku ha bouken wo hoshite ita. Sono kusuguru koukishi ni Sherlock ga hi wo tsuketa no da! Kou shite, Sherlock to no bouken ga hajimatta.

… and finally, quick-n-dirty translations. This is where it gets *fun*, because they throw around the term “kokoro” (meaning “heart, mind, psyche”) around quite … happily.

(VO/John) Having left the army, I was supposed to find a moment of peace in London. Was supposed to… until I met this man.

Sherlock: Afghanistan? Iraq?

John: How do you know?

Sherlock: It’s an easy deduction. Seeing you don’t for a chair, your symptoms must stem from a psychological wound. A wound that traumatic probably stems from the battlefield. Wounded in action, suntan … Afghanistan or Iraq.

John: Who are you^[1]?

Sherlock: I^[2] am Sherlock Holmes, the address is 2-2-1 B Baker Street.

VO: That’s how I unexpectedly came to live together with this man named Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock: I’m an consulting detective. The only one in the world, mind.

Lestrade: Please come.

Lestrade: young people found her, she hasn’t been dead long.

Sherlock: The pocket in her left pocket is dry, it was too windy for her to use it. Even though she must’ve come from out of town (lit. “a far-away place”), it can’t be more than two or three hours away, because her coat is still wet. The [one] place with strong wind and rainfalls within two or three hours of [travel] distance is Cardiff.

John: ??? *

(VO) Before I knew it, I’d become Sherlock’s partner. Wherever Sherlock is, danger is always near by. And in no time at all, I’d been pulled in by that danger.

Mycroft: It’s not that you wish to forget the battlefield … you miss it.

John: That’s it/He’s right. In some corner of my heart, I’d been yearning for adventure. And that tickling curiosity, Sherlock set on fire. ( = he kindled a spark of curiosity into a flame)

This is how the adventure with Sherlock begins.

^[1]the “you” he uses is … not one you’d usually use politely with someone you just met. Might as well be “who IN FUCKS NAME are you?”
^[2] The “I” he uses here? Makes him sound ABOUT TWELVE.
* if it’s what I think he says, it’s something like “brilliant deduction”, but … huh? HALP.

The stuff in the end is just “then and then, this telly station, watch!” type stuff.

I am actually jonesing to see this. It looks absolutely PAINFUL (John’s VOICE. And I thought the German dub was so-so.), but I’m dying to see what they did with … pretty much any fandom-relevant scene, really.